I am not Mean, I'm just too old to pretend I like you - Naughty Candle
"I am not Mean, I'm just too old to pretend I like you"
Let's face it, as we get older, we become less willing to put up with people we don't like. Gone are the days of fake smiles and forced pleasantries. Now, we just want to tell it like it is.
We've all been there. You're at a family gathering or a work function, and you're forced to make small talk with someone who you just can't stand. You've tried to be polite, but deep down, you know that you'd rather be anywhere else.
Well, with this candle, you can finally let your true feelings be known (in a passive-aggressive way, of course). Light it up and watch as your guests or co-workers start to feel a little uncomfortable, wondering if you're trying to send them a message.
And who knows, maybe this candle will attract some like-minded individuals who are tired of the fake niceties of modern society. Or maybe it'll just make you feel a little bit better about being a grumpy old person. Either way, it's worth a try.
Each candle is hand poured in small batches to ensure quality.
- Long burn times - 7.5 oz (40 hrs), cotton wick
- Eco-friendly - Our all-natural coconut soy wax blend is 100% renewable and sustainable
- Non-toxic - Sustainable premium fragrance oils
- Free shipping - over $100
Light up your life with some attitude, our collection of naughty candles with sarcasm abound are sure to deliver. Because who says candles can't have a little bit of attitude?
We would like to express our sincere appreciation for your support and for choosing to shop with us.
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Apple Jack: Fresh apples
Butt Naked: Strawberry, banana, peach & melon
Cinnamon Caramel: Cinnamon & Caramel
Cinnamon Vanilla: Cinnamon & Vanilla
Coconut Cream: Butter cream, coconut, creme caramel, vanilla cream, sugar
Country Berry: Sweet ripe berries
Duck Farts: Berries, bergamot, clove, lilies & hint of vanilla
Fresh Linen: Linen
Fruity Pebbles: Fruity cereal
Golden Tangerine: Neroli, orange, pineapple, raspberries, hint of gardenia
Lavender: Lavender
Lick Me All Over: Raspberry, watermelon, jasmine, grapefruit, kumquat
Monkey Farts: Banana, peach, strawberry, pineapple, coconut, orange & musk
Peppermint: Peppermint
Pina Colada: Coconut, pineapple and fruit
Pine: Pine & Birch
Strawberries & Cream: Strawberries and whip cream
Vanilla Cream: Maple, honey, cocoa, vanilla cream
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CA$25.00
Based out of central Alberta, we are proudly Canadian! Offering quality hand made products, specializing in beautifully scented coconut soy candles. All small batch and hand poured with crackling wood wicks. Using only eco-friendly and sustainable materials.
My name is Denice Harrison and I am the creator behind Dark Horse Handcrafted. While I enjoyed my life growing up in the city, it seemed my heart was drawn to the more peaceful surroundings of country life. This city girl now turned country girl hangs her hat in Mayerthorpe, Alberta. Having always been a very hands-on person, my venture into candle making began as a personal endeavor to create ...
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All of our products are carefully inspected before they are shipped. Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right. We will replace or refund products damaged during shipment if photographic proof of damage is submitted to Dark Horse Handcrafted within 7 days of delivery. You may also exchange your product for another candle of the same size and price within 14 days of purchase. The buyer is responsible for shipping cost on all return items.More from "Dark Horse Handcrafted"
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