Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by bullshit? Are you tired of dealing with the same old crap day in and day out? Well, fear not my friend, because we have the perfect solution for you - the "Bullshit Repellent" candle!
This candle is specially designed to help prevent and de-sensitize you against chronic BS. Be transported to a magical land of zen where you can peacefully bask in the aroma and forget about all the nonsense happening around you.
Whether you're dealing with a co-worker who can't stop talking about their weekend plans, a friend who always has an excuse for everything, or just general life drama, this candle will be your trusty sidekick in the battle against BS. Just light it up, take a deep breath, and let the calming scent work its magic.
Each candle is hand poured in small batches to ensure quality.
And the best part? You can proudly display the "Bullshit Repellent" label for all to see, letting them know that you mean business when it comes to cutting out the crap. So, what are you waiting for? Order now and start living a life free of bullshit!
Light up your life with some attitude, our collection of naughty candles with sarcasm abound are sure to deliver. Because who says candles can't have a little bit of attitude?
Apple Jack: Fresh apples
Butt Naked: Strawberry, banana, peach & melon
Cinnamon Caramel: Cinnamon & Caramel
Cinnamon Vanilla: Cinnamon & Vanilla
Coconut Cream: Butter cream, coconut, creme caramel, vanilla cream, sugar
Country Berry: Sweet ripe berries
Duck Farts: Berries, bergamot, clove, lilies & hint of vanilla
Fresh Linen: Linen
Fruity Pebbles: Fruity cereal
Golden Tangerine: Neroli, orange, pineapple, raspberries, hint of gardenia
Lick Me All Over: Raspberry, watermelon, jasmine, grapefruit, kumquat
Monkey Farts: Banana, peach, strawberry, pineapple, coconut, orange & musk
Pina Colada: Coconut, pineapple and fruit
Pine: Pine & Birch
Strawberries & Cream: Strawberries and whip cream
Vanilla Cream: Maple, honey, cocoa, vanilla cream
Based out of central Alberta, we are proudly Canadian! Offering quality hand made products, specializing in beautifully scented coconut soy candles. All small batch and hand poured with crackling wood wicks. Using only eco-friendly and sustainable materials.
My name is Denice Harrison and I am the creator behind Dark Horse Handcrafted. While I enjoyed my life growing up in the city, it seemed my heart was drawn to the more peaceful surroundings of country life. This city girl now turned country girl hangs her hat in Mayerthorpe, Alberta. Having always been a very hands-on person, my venture into candle making began as a personal endeavor to create ...
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Return PolicyAll of our products are carefully inspected before they are shipped. Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right. We will replace or refund products damaged during shipment if photographic proof of damage is submitted to Dark Horse Handcrafted within 7 days of delivery. You may also exchange your product for another candle of the same size and price within 14 days of purchase. The buyer is responsible for shipping cost on all return items.