Do you have kids? Are you tired of constantly apologizing for the mess they leave behind? Look no further, because we have the perfect solution for you - the "Please Excuse the Mess - Our standards have lowered with each child" candle!
With its witty label, this candle lets your guests know that you're not a perfectionist and that you prioritize your children's happiness over a pristine home. It's the perfect way to embrace the chaos and let go of the need to constantly apologize for the clutter.
But don't be fooled - this candle isn't just for parents. It's also a great gift for anyone who needs a reminder to let go of their need for perfection and embrace the messiness of life. It's a great way to add some humor and lightheartedness to any home.
Each candle is hand poured in small batches to ensure quality.
So, if you're ready to let go of the stress that comes with keeping a perfect home and embrace the messiness of family life, the "Please Excuse the Mess - Our standards have lowered with each child" candle is a must-have. It's a candle that's sure to bring a smile to your face and remind you that your messy home is filled with love and happiness.
Light up your life with some attitude, our collection of naughty candles with sarcasm abound are sure to deliver. Because who says candles can't have a little bit of attitude?
Apple Jack: Fresh apples
Butt Naked: Strawberry, banana, peach & melon
Cinnamon Caramel: Cinnamon & Caramel
Cinnamon Vanilla: Cinnamon & Vanilla
Coconut Cream: Butter cream, coconut, creme caramel, vanilla cream, sugar
Country Berry: Sweet ripe berries
Duck Farts: Berries, bergamot, clove, lilies & hint of vanilla
Fresh Linen: Linen
Fruity Pebbles: Fruity cereal
Golden Tangerine: Neroli, orange, pineapple, raspberries, hint of gardenia
Lick Me All Over: Raspberry, watermelon, jasmine, grapefruit, kumquat
Monkey Farts: Banana, peach, strawberry, pineapple, coconut, orange & musk
Pina Colada: Coconut, pineapple and fruit
Pine: Pine & Birch
Strawberries & Cream: Strawberries and whip cream
Vanilla Cream: Maple, honey, cocoa, vanilla cream
Our coconut soy candles bring together the best of both worlds. The beautiful creaminess of coconut wax with the stability of all natural soy wax. These candles burn elegantly slow, made with cotton wicks, they fill your room with lovely fragrances that are layered in their delivery.
100% all natural, coconut soy candles perform better than soy alone.
Made in small batches in Mayerthorpe, Alberta - we don't carry huge pre-made inventory so we can make them fresh, just for you.
We use only premium fragrance oils that are paraben and phthalate free.
Based out of central Alberta, we are proudly Canadian! Offering quality hand made products, specializing in beautifully scented coconut soy candles. All small batch and hand poured with crackling wood wicks. Using only eco-friendly and sustainable materials.
My name is Denice Harrison and I am the creator behind Dark Horse Handcrafted. While I enjoyed my life growing up in the city, it seemed my heart was drawn to the more peaceful surroundings of country life. This city girl now turned country girl hangs her hat in Mayerthorpe, Alberta. Having always been a very hands-on person, my venture into candle making began as a personal endeavor to create ...
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Return PolicyAll of our products are carefully inspected before they are shipped. Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right. We will replace or refund products damaged during shipment if photographic proof of damage is submitted to Dark Horse Handcrafted within 7 days of delivery. You may also exchange your product for another candle of the same size and price within 14 days of purchase. The buyer is responsible for shipping cost on all return items.